Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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