woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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