Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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