hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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