Come see our sink grown plant.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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