soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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