Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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