Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
