Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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