Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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