Where are you?
In a non slutty way
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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