his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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