I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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