I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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