I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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