have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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