I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize