that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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