VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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