Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
