Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
sex on a bike is impossible
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