i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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