SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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