I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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