I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Randomize
