We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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