hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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