Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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