Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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