All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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