fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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