wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
