I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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