the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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