we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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