Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
false alarm, still single
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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