ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I believe in your delicious
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
