I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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