You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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