If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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