I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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