he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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