And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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