glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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