I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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