But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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