Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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