You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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