...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The Olympian is in my bed
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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