Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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