no. you can't hotbox the world.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
