Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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