just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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