this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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