I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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