I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just invented taco cereal.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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