dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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